{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pirates not know the alphabet?","punchline":"They always get stuck at \"C\".","id":349}
{"type":"general","setup":"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...","punchline":"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here","id":42}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?","punchline":"Look, no hands!","id":169}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the fish say when it hit the wall?","punchline":"Dam.","id":1}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?","punchline":"Roberto","id":218}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a dyslexic poet write?","punchline":"Inverse.","id":132}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?","punchline":"A function component.","id":412}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?","punchline":"Dunno, they're just a bit shady.","id":352}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?","punchline":"Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.","id":291}
{"type":"standard","title":"Julius Wayland","displaytitle":"Julius Wayland","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3811200","titles":{"canonical":"Julius_Wayland","normalized":"Julius Wayland","display":"Julius Wayland"},"pageid":15187776,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/Julius_Wayland.jpg","width":273,"height":396},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/Julius_Wayland.jpg","width":273,"height":396},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260692969","tid":"98ddec97-b05a-11ef-845b-0ad4654470e7","timestamp":"2024-12-02T03:07:43Z","description":"American publisher and politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Wayland","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Wayland?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Wayland?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Julius_Wayland"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Wayland","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Julius_Wayland","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Wayland?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Julius_Wayland"}},"extract":"Julius Augustus Wayland was a Midwestern US socialist during the Progressive Era. He is most noted for publishing Appeal to Reason, a socialist publication often deemed to be the most important socialist periodical of the time.","extract_html":"
Julius Augustus Wayland was a Midwestern US socialist during the Progressive Era. He is most noted for publishing Appeal to Reason, a socialist publication often deemed to be the most important socialist periodical of the time.
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