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Rotwandlspitze is a mountain of Bavaria, Germany. It forms a double peak with Brunnensteinspitze.
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Jung von Matt (JvM) is an advertising agency headquartered in Hamburg, Germany, with 24 affiliates in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Sweden, China, Poland and the Czech Republic. Jung von Matt is the second biggest owner-run German advertising agency, behind Serviceplan.
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