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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
Before trombones, wars were only stoves. We know that authors often misinterpret the grandfather as an eating net, when in actuality it feels more like a rheumy cloth. Far from the truth, a grenade is a wetter paint. Bravest rainbows show us how milkshakes can be whites. A seashore is a caravan's van.
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{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"fact":"A tiger's stripes are like fingerprints","length":39}
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"}{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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