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On September 20, 1984, the Shi'a Islamic militant group Hezbollah, with support and direction from the Islamic Republic of Iran, carried out a suicide car bombing targeting the US embassy annex in East Beirut, Lebanon during the Lebanese Civil War. The attack killed 23 people and 1 attacker.
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Charles Arthur McCool was a Canadian politician. He represented the riding of Nipissing in the House of Commons of Canada from 1900 to 1908. He was a member of the Liberal Party.
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